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Vertie's avatar

I’ve been looking for an excuse to get a spray tan for spring—thanks for the permission slip!

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Hanna Park's avatar

babe permission always granted

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(Alexandra) Apple's avatar

Number 11 is 💯 real AND I am a millennial mom!! I avoid looking like one by this rule

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Barnaby's avatar

Wrt your billionaires and one syllable names — I was told recently that crime fiction megastar Lee Child chose the pseudonym for that exact reason — mono syllabic, easy to remember and say (as well as between Christie and Chandler on the crime fiction shelves) — but fuck capitalism wrapping up our identities any more than they need to!

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Caroline's avatar

Oh this list is goooood good!! My sister always says I touch people too much when talking to them but I don’t think you can ever be too much. Heavy on an arm grab

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Hanna Park's avatar

u sound really hot

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Sarah Bartnicka's avatar

Genuinely good tips ty

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Hanna Park's avatar

yw !!

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Liz Plank's avatar

this is rly rly great

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Just Another Dilettante's avatar

The 1 > 3 sentiment. I have never felt more understood in my life

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Jessie Pagliari Tiernan's avatar

wait... why am I just finding your page now and why are you so funny

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Hanna Park's avatar

🥹❣️

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Kel Rakowski's avatar

This is gold. Number 1 is number 1 for a good reason. Also I need to try a spray tan

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Hajni's avatar

I read the whole list just to find out that I’m a square millennial mom… no help for me

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Sonia B's avatar

screaming at your one syllable name analysis – the journalism we didn't know we needed and I am so serious.

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Montana Greider's avatar

When going to a new city I love checking out restaurants in the Michelin Guide, without stars. They’re usually affordable, humble, and cozy, with absolutely delicious food and service.

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kristin eberth's avatar

do not try to cheap out on the spray tan. trust me.

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goodwillbraga's avatar

great list. I, too, will appropriately touch someone's arm while chatting to appear hotter. Validation!

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PostPlandemicChronicles's avatar

What is this, a fuckin PsyOp? I’m not dressing like Adam Sandler, he looks goofy.

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We Bloomed In June's avatar

More soft smiling at strangers

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